CAN I BE A STAR?

Can I be a star? Can I be a star?

Do I have the talent, do I have the looks,
am I ready to deal with record company crooks?
What about my sex appeal, ain't that enough to sign a deal,
can I dance can I sing can I write a song?
You look good you can't go wrong.

Show your life on television,
that's a stunning life long mission.

Can I be a star? Can I be a star?

Look over here all you fashion producers,
my body and my brain is for all kinds of users.
The people of today are so easy to amuse,
which is the same as easy to abuse.
Hand me a package, that's easy to buy,
I'll be your merchandise, just as frozen pie.
Sign me up for a show somewhere,
as long as I'm good lookin' I got nothing to fear.

Make the most of your ambition
show your ass on television.

Can I be a star? Can I be a star?

Can I be a star? Can I be a star?